Kickstarter Project: Give Me Your Money

Hi. My name is Ralph, and, through Kickstarter, I want you to give me lots of money. The thing is, I don't want to get a boring, soul-crushing, full time job. I just want the money, because money would allow me to do much more of the things I like, like play computer games, buy prostitutes, and eat microwaveable food.

PLEDGE $10 AND YOU WILL GIVE ME $10.

PLEDGE $25 AND YOU WILL GIVE ME  $25.

PLEDGE $50 AND YOU WILL GIVE ME  $50.

PLEDGE $100 AND YOU WILL GIVE ME  $100.

PLEDGE $500 AND YOU WILL GIVE ME  $500.

PLEDGE $1,000 AND YOU WILL GIVE ME  $1,000.

PLEDGE $2,500 AND YOU WILL GIVE ME  $2,500.

PLEDGE $5,000 AND YOU WILL GIVE ME $5,000.

PLEDGE $10,000 AND YOU WILL GIVE ME $10,000.

I, Ralph, pledge to give 5% of the profits back to the Kickstarter community. More information on Kicking it Forward