Blizzard Global Writing Contest

I'm entering it! Yay! I don't think I'll win, but I don't care because it gives me the excuse I need to write my little story about a Terran Marine officer and his pet Zergling, Zergie. (A tragicomedy)

And if I do win, then it will be awesome because: one) I'd win via my story about a Marine and his pet zergling, and two) I will get to go to Blizzard (for free) and get a Frostmourne Ludicrous Sword of Displaying.