Assassin's Creed III Voice Cast Revealed!

Ubisoft today released its voice cast list for Assassin's Creed III. And we at Stage Zero are not happy with it:

Jessica Drake
Jenna Haze
Sasha Grey
Tori Black
Ocean Aletta
Bree Olson
Tom Byron
Katsumi
Alexis Texas
Lexi Belle
Monique Alexander
Kayden Kross
Jennifer Hale

Only one male in the cast! What an outrage! What an insult! Sure we always knew that the Assassin's Creed series was designed for women, with its rugged, well dressed, horse riding protagonists killing all the poorly dressed, boring, asshole (stereotype) men, but this is more than just mere appealing to women. This is SEXISM against men. In protest I will never play the game. I somehow even feel sorry for Mr. Tom Byron. No doubt he'll feel like the man who survived while his brothers were left behind.