Blizzard Releases Diablo Patch Whatever

This week, I think, Blizzard released Patch 1.0.something for Diablo III. Basically it changes the game. Here are some of the changes:

• Inferno difficulty is easier. Who cares.

• Something changed with the grenades.

• There have been changes to the character classes and stuff.

• Repairs cost more not-actually gold.

• The elite, pointless items are easier to get.

• There's something called "The Staff of Herding." Ha ha, I guess.

• The patch notes page has a comments section where children say "FUK U BLIZERD" and talk about how they used to play the game 42 hours a week because they're idiots.

• The game will, overall, be better after a few years. Not that that matters.