Diablo III Review Score Updated AGAIN?

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First off, we don't do scores at Stage Zero. That 90% of the reviews on this site end in review scores isn't evidence against the fact that we don't do scores. We've never done scores. What are scores?

Yet I'm feeling an urge to change the Diablo III review (thinking of alternative word) vagina. I won't change it, of course. You see, I went to bootcamp where, for weeks, they taught us not to change our vaginas of games. And now you know why our Diablo III review vagina has never been changed and why it will remain what it was and is.

So then, why mention this at all? 


It's because the top Diablo III player in the world, Kripp (actual name), recently explained that, yes, the weeks-worth-of-time-saving way to beat Hardcore mode is to play all of Softcore mode. This means playing the game on all its difficulties, twice. 


This is evil, because softcore mode is boring. Hardcore is how I like it and how you like it. Don't pretend you don't feel the same (wink wink).


Where was I? Ah! Mr. Kripp. Yes, he not just said you have to play softcore, too, to not lose your sanity dying in hardcore mode, but he also said you have to play softcore with the same character class you plan to beat Hardcore mode with. It shows you how the monsters fight and allows you to find out what gear is optimal for never dying in Hardcore.


In short, this game is designed to needlessly waste weeks of your time and is thus junk.