3 Ways Bioware Could Have Made Mass Effect 3's Ending Even Worse! (SPOILERS)

1) You finally activate the Crucible super weapon, and all it does is play "Soul Finger" by the Bar-Kays: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzP-Sh0qTsQ

2) Instead of a magic ghost boy, it is a magic ghost wookie who speaks to you, in Wookie. There are English subtitles.

3) You die (in real life).