A Game Critic's Manifesto

I promise to know what makes a great gaming experience. I promise to write comprehensive reviews of games. And I promise not to give five-star ratings to games that aren't "Outstanding." With the exception of the Pac-Man game; well I just shot myself in the foot...

No seriously, that Pac-Man game should be played by everyone who has never played a Pac-Man game. I don't personally care for it, and it does have the one design flaw I mentioned in my review. But it's a unique, elegantly-designed game. I use elegant in the five-star sense of the word.

The first paragraph I promise to uphold (until I decide I'm done). I may not like "playing" the vast majority of games, but I will do this work so that you can know what few games are worth your time. (I.e. Read my reviews, particularly the ones that have four or five stars)