Today I played Cunt, a 2D flash shooter in which you play as a penis, flying around an STD-shooting vagina face. Your mission: to blow up the vagina a bunch of times.
You have weapons to do this. The semi-automatic sperm drop is your basic attack; it shoots out every time you left click in the direction your mouse is. There are temporary power-ups you can pick up, which are an automatic pee-gun, an automatic sperm gun, and a thrusting melee attack. If you take damage the game will drop what I think are viagra pill med packs.
To defeat the vagina you must shoot or hit it till its health bar empties. Not the vulva; the vagina itself is pretty open. And I say earlier 'blow [it] up a bunch of times" because it will blow up and then respawn with stronger weaponry.
Below is a link to play it. It's a fifteen minute game, and it's free. My only real complaint about it is that sometimes my mouse will stray from the game screen, and the game won't recognize that my mouse isn't in it, and it won't pause, and I'll end up clicking the browser, and annoyance occurs.
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