My NEW Reviews Policy

I decided not to rewrite my other reviews policy post because, shortly after publishing it, I read it and realized that even I didn't understand it. So here is my NEW reviews policy, different in that it is simpler and ends in anti-troll explications.

My Game Reviews Policy:

☆☆☆☆☆ means that it's "Terrible."

★☆☆☆☆ means that it's "Really Bad."

★★☆☆☆ means that it's "Bad."

★★★☆☆ means that it's "Good."

★★★★☆ means that it's "Really Good."

★★★★★ means that it's "Outstanding."

For those of you in too much of a hurry to read my beautiful reviews, just note, as you scroll down to the bottoms looking for the scores, that any game that gets ★★ or less I advise you don't get. Also you should read the review anyway because I'm amazing.

Also! Instead of doing half-stars, I'm going to use the odd-number out-of-ten score, like 7/10. Is this an ugly-looking solution? Yes! Do I want to learn any CSS just to make half-stars? No!