It's Time to Start Writing Game News

Readers! It's time I write game news! And not just opinions and reviews!

"YOU GOT A GAMES JOURNALIST JOB?!!" 

Nope! But I am out of things to write! It takes time to finish games for review, and I'm out of random ideas. So it's time to steal info from other websites and rewrite the news!

The only rule is that my advertorial is entertaining. Everyone wins this way! You win by having fun reading. I win by having something to practice writing with. And game companies win by having free, unneeded advertising!

I will start tomorrow.